If You Can Make It Through This Post Without Spending $20, You're Superhuman

Look, I'm not going to tell you to buy any of this stuff, but if you can make it through the entire post without buying anything, you should move to a sanctuary in Tibet because you've got monk-like self-control. Either that or I want you to come mange my savings and personal budget.

1. This swimsuit is designed to make you look like you have a hairy chest.

2. This floating ramp lets you prevent little critters from drowning in your pool.

3. This pirate-leg sharpener is honestly just too good.

4. This heat-changing mug is able to tell you when your coffee is in desperate need of a refill.

5. This wall clock is great for anyone who never shows up anywhere on time.

6. This rolling pin is guaranteed to uniformly flatten your dough so your pizza crust doesn't look like a Picasso.

Get it from Amazon for $16 (available in multi-color, and blue).