A Nebraska woman cited a higher authority for her lawsuit against every gay person in the world.

"Do you solemnly swear that this trial will be entertaining?" (stock photo)

66-year-old Sylvia Driskell of Auburn, Nebraska is on a mission. She says she's an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, and she takes that responsibility seriously. In fact, she's taking it all the way to the courtroom.

Driskell has filed a lawsuit against all the homosexuals in the world, and is asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin.

Three-ring binder paper. Classy touch. (via NBC News)

In her handwritten seven-page petition, titled Driskell v. Homosexuals, she writes that:

Sources: | NBC News