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We've been seeing that "Jesus Is Not Here Today" sign for like 2000 years! When's he coming back? And is it cool if we just kind of slather ourselves in bacon? Just a topical, head-above-the-surface bacon scrub? Stop being so fascist about our pork grease skin treatments, beach closed sign!

Sources: Redditor the_friendly_one