Well, it's the Super Bowl, and you know what that means, food, commercials, and apparently some kind of sports. To make your party perfect, I've ranked all of the most popular Super Bowl foods from TERRIBLE to TOUCHDOWN! Let's see if you agree.
Coming in dead last is fruit. Fruit is a party foul. It's absolutely, without a doubt, the worst friggin' thing you could bring to a Super Bowl party. I get it, fruit is full of vitamins. It's a healthy alternative to cookies, brownies, and other sweet temptations that people serve at Super Bowl parties, but that's just it, this is a Super Bowl party. Much like the elite athletes on the field, I'm here to destroy my body.