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Make this the Aquaman movie poster, please.

It's the annual year-end get-together for the Justice League, and no office holiday party would be complete without the workplace sad sack getting drunk and telling everyone off. In this spandex-clad group, that depressed drunk is definitely Aquaman, whose main power seems to be enduring decades of abuse at the hands of comic fans (cue comic fans telling me how badass Aquaman is in 3, 2, 1...). Apparently, his coworkers give him about the same amount of respect, and all that frustration comes out in this epic speech that Aquaman will probably really regret the next day. Except for what he said to Wonder Woman.

Sources: UCB Comedy