"The Christ child is near. My Wise Man sense is tingling."
(via reddit)

Okay, at first, I was a little annoyed, because I thought this was a still from the newest reboot of Spider-man, and it just seemed like they were taking too many liberties with the story. I mean, okay, maybe Peter Parker was there when Jesus was born. But you can't do that and have his superpowers be the result of his father's genetic testing. That's what we in the biz call "double mumbo-jumbo." You're loading the narrative with two many improbables.

Sources: redditor Ed_Sykes