This charming psychopath.
Prepare yourselves, fellow nerds. You're about to behold one the sexiest images of the year: our first official look at Ryan Reynolds in his Deadpool costume.
With great power, comes great irresponsibility. #deadpool #officialsuit @deadpoolmovie pic.twitter.com/MPM89bYz1B
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 27, 2015
If that arousing image fails to get the blood pumping into your nerd organs, it might just be that you're woefully unfamiliar with the character that Reynolds will be bringing to life onscreen. So, I'm going to prescribe one viewing of this leaked test footage (featuring Reynolds' voice, if not his body) that convinced 20th Century Fox to take a chance on a wise-cracking, cold-blooded assassin:
Now go back and look at the fireplace picture again and tell me if you feel any movement. (Warning: If your excitement lasts more than four hours, consult a Dr. Strange.)