Usher's gold crutches are the greatest thing he's taken under his arm since Bieber.

Usher's gold crutches are the greatest thing he's taken under his arm since Bieber.
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Usher recently had "bionic" foot surgery, and in typical Usher style, even his crutches are fashionable.

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Usher had foot surgery earlier this month, and since then he's been posting pictures to Instagram that feature him using a variety of dope gold crutches. Either Usher is the most fashionable man recovering from foot surgery, or his doctor was King Midas.

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He even took the crutches on stage, performing at Global Citizen Earth Day on the National Mall.

One foot still rockin' #GlobalCitizenEarthDay #BiggerThan

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This is far from the first piece of equipment that Usher has gone gold on; you might remember the video he posted of reenacting the escape scene from E.T., but on a gold-trimmed Segway.

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Also, I should note that I do not know if Usher's foot surgery was actually "bionic." I'm just quoting the man, the myth, the legend in his pre-surgery Instagram video, because of course Usher posted a video of himself on the surgery table that's paired with the Six Million Dollar Man theme song.

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Oh, and if you're thinking about starting any sort of parody account about this, you should know that there are actually already two Usher's leg parody Twitter accounts (@ushersleg and @UsherLeg). That said, they're both related to Usher having his leg up on the chair on The Voice, and neither has been updated since 2013. Basically, what I'm saying is that maybe it's time for a third parody Twitter account for Usher's leg, because you can never have too many.

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