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Take her out for a nice dinner and a bucket of goat's blood and she's yours.

This pentagram bikini, for sale on Etsy for $55, gives another peek into the dark underbelly of the online crafts world. For every needlepoint pillow or homemade bag there's another page selling jewelry made from breastmilk or, in this case, Satanic beachwear. Get one rushed to you for your Memorial Day beach trip (unless you live in the Northeast, where we'll all be huddling by the fireplace drinking hot cocoa) and you can score a suntan that will make you look like you were scorched by the fires of hell all summer long.

Sources: Etsy