The 10 most inappropriate jobs to bring children to.

The 10 most inappropriate jobs to bring children to.
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10. Powerline technician. "I know it's scary up here Samantha but don't worry, the electricity will kill you before the fall does."

 

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9. Bunny Ranch prostitute. "Do you guys have any toys laying around to keep my son busy?"

 

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8. Coal miner. "Here Charlie, take a drag from Daddy's cigarette so you don't breathe in that awful soot."

 

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7. Homeland Security agent. "Sweetheart for the sixth time you cannot change the terror level warning based on which color you think is prettiest."

 

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6. NASCAR driver. "Jake, can you reach over and change gears for Daddy? Careful not to send us into the wall again."

 

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5. Russian hitman. "Nikolai, do Papa a favor and grab the prime minister's feet."

 

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4. Meth cook. "Walter Jr. WHAT ARE YOU MIXING OVER THERE!?"

 

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3. Suicide hotline operator. "Honey please quit tapping your toes, Mommy is trying to stop this man from— nevermind." 

 

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2. Animal tester. "Nick, do Daddy a favor and grab Mr. Hoppenheimer's feet."

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1. Sperm donor. "I'm making you a brother! Possibly dozens of them."

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