We'd love to hear the story behind this horribly misguided marijuana tattoo. "You like it? Dave did it yesterday in his basement with an unfolded paper clip after we smoked a blunt and popped a couple of Ambien. What's that? Yeah, I know about the typo, but I didn't want to hurt Dave's feelings. He didn't exactly 'finish middle school.' Plus, life is short, you know? I only have to look at it for, like, 60 more years, tops. Speaking of which, have you ever really looked at your ankle?"