Nothing to see here; just a lady on her way to pick up her Mother of the Year Award. The matching flower in her ear says "I love my adorable daughter," but the tattoo conveniently framed by the window of her shirt screams "I deeply regret having children." And if you think that's too subtle, she also has a shoulder tat that says "Never Again," and a tramp stamp that says "Don't You Dare Put Another Baby In There, You Prick."

Sources: Tosh.0