On the plus side, it looks like she heard his request for a really lame goatee.

Redditor RyanHasWaffleNipples was on vacation with his friend, redditor make_jakin, who is the idiot you see in this photo with the failed/triumphant henna "mustache" tattoo. In what exotic locale did this intellectual titan decide to get such authentic body art, you ask? Ocean City, Maryland. It's still a tourist area, though, and wherever numbskulls gather for vacation, local idiots will sell henna tattoos to gullible tourists. Yes, henna tattoos are a venerable custom with roots in cultures across the ancient world, but they have since spread around the globe to wherever idiots gather, like a vapid virus hiding in a dumb flea riding a stupid rat stowed away on the slow boat to moronland, spreading a plague of meaningless dots across the faces of spring breakers and Madonna alike.

Sources: redditor RyanHasWaffleNipples