Good thing I left some room under my Pet Rock tattoo...

@nickyork9000 did a thing on my leg

A photo posted by Daniel Howland (@danielhowland) on

Sometime between the end of the Franco-Prussian war and late last week (scholars have forgotten exactly when), the world became obsessed with a stupid dress that looked different to different people. It was fun to watch curmudgeons complain about how awful we all were for enjoying the story; almost as fun as it was to watch the chronically out-of-touch discuss the Dress one or sometimes even two days later, when nobody cared anymore. All of that, however, pales in comparison to Daniel Howland, a Michelangelo of lameness who turned his own leg into a Sistine Chapel of irrelevance with this Dress tattoo.

Sources: Jezebel | Daniel Howard on Instagram