Tattoo placement puts Jesus in extremely awkward predicament.

Tattoo placement puts Jesus in extremely awkward predicament.
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We're guessing he'd probably tell his Dad to go ahead and close the gates of Heaven. Either that, or he'll settle for opening up a separate "Weird Heaven," a sound-proof area where the people who are into this kind of thing can get their own secluded clouds made of stuff that's easy to hose down. No matter what, he'd definitely be glad that he died at a point in society when stripping someone naked and nailing them to a cross was as sexually messed up as we could get. 

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