The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.
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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

The most logical breasts in the universe.

What better way to say to your parents and friends, "No, this isn't a phase. I care more about this computer/sci-fi saga/video game than I do unblemished skin or gainful employment. And that's going to be the case until the day I'm not allowed to be buried in a Jewish cemetery." Given how obsessed most nerds can get, and how the stuff they get obsessed about usually has really cool graphics, these tattoos make way more sense than someone getting a heart with "Mother" written on it. After all, our computers replaced the need for mothers a long time ago. Here are our 40 favorite examples of jaw-droppingly nerdy ink.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Feel the strength of the signal right in your face!

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

The good news is the tattoo came out great. The bad news is Microsoft pulled the Zune off the market before the ink dried.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

It says, "I'm not busy this Saturday night most likely."

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

No one could make a lady drop her dress like Pythagoras.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Someone's ankle wishes it could just reboot and start all over again.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

This just made us want to finally take the plunge and get that Compaq tattoo.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Error, tattoo missing.

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Reverse tattoo she got. Likes to have people stare at her clavicle confusedly she does.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

How many drafts did they go throught to make sure the silhouette looked like Joel and not Mike.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Okay, this guy isn't allowed to wear shirts ever.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

We want to get this one right above our genitals. And not just because it looks like our genitals.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

May the brief enthusiasm you held for a series of young adult books be ever on your skin.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Great way to let every guy make a "Time to get an upgraded version" joke every time they break up with you.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Someone needs to plug his hair into some better decisions.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

If we were this guy, every time someone asked us a question we didn't know, we'd rip off our shirt, turn around and shout, "Search me!"

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

This pocket is protected.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Consider us amazed, Spiderman. Also, consider us a little grossed out.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

He either loves punching people, or he's a bum and this is his way of ask you to insert more quarters into him.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

A med-alert bracelet would be a much better way to say you have a heart condition.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Well which is it?!!

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Early prototype for the "Seeing What's On The Other Side Of That Wall" At-At.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Might want to travel through space-time to a dermatologist's office. That one growth doesn't look good.
 

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

She had the Livejournal logo lasered off.

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

The two undisputed truths of the Portal fanatic.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Meet the librarian who just kicked your ass.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

One does not simply walk into an active social life.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Michael Bay has made this tattoo less "I'm a nerd" and more "I'm twelve and I like boobs and fire."

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

No ethernet?

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

She's really controlling.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

He'd probably growl something then take off while you're in the middle of a sentence.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Looks like someone's a Trekkie!

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

How can he be so angry when his fingers are laughing so hard?

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Wait he's a Dungeonmaster and a Marine? How are we not winning all the wars with this much power on the front lines?

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Really glad that modern consoles went wireless. Man this used to hurt!

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

We'll take your word for it.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Zapf Dingbats has its strengths too, you know.

 

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The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Ran out of body or he would've squeezed in Mario Kart.

 

The 40 nerdiest tattoos we've ever seen.

Didn't need to know this about you, dude.
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