Sorry mom and dad but these Snapchat pics aren't going to sext themselves.
This is the problem with kids today. They don't have the patience to wait for their parents to pass out drunk like we used to. Unless these are overbearing helicopter parents, in which case they are probably choosing the error of sobriety so that they can be "there for our kids." If that's how it happened — and the use of milkshakes would indicate so — we side with the teenage girl. Mom and Dad, if you don't have the decency to lull yourself into a sleepy ignorance of what your kid is getting into, your kid has no choice but to do it for you. You should thank her for giving you what was probably the first good night's sleep you've had since she was born.