Long before other white girls said "I can't even," these two simply wouldn't even.

Tara and Raven Acidbath (yes, Tara and Raven Acidbath) have some opinions about 2009, and those opinions just resurfaced today for 2014 to enjoy. Turns out, 2009 sucked. So did (and do) preps, haters, and jocks. We're with you so far, T&R! Fortunately, MCR (My Chemical Romance) was there to save the day, and also a new Hot Topic at the mall. Of course, who knows why all these idiots are celebrating a "new year," anyway. It's just a new opportunity TO DIE, right?

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