My cat hasn't been stealing my bed, but he has been stealing my sleep by walking back and forth on my pillow at 4 AM until I get up and feed him again. It's because, as demonstrated in the video below, cats have no empathy. They don't care if a bed is meant for you, or if 4 AM is meant for sleepytime. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. What's theirs is theirs, and what's yours is also theirs. Cats are adorable, cuddly monsters and we're all here to do their bidding. Now watch the cute video and don't be surprised when we're all enslaved.