This isn't some kind of game. This is fat-guy dancing.

It is not an exaggeration to say that you are probably physically incapable of replicating this guy's moves. This man, who is billed as "Dancing Kevin" on YouTube, was at the season opener game between the Columbus Blue Jackets and the New York Rangers. Why is there a bear present when the CBJ mascot is a giant blue wasp? It's the Labatt Bear, of course! Who better to dance with a drunk obese man than a beer bear?