Time for Santa to take a DNA test. (Screencap via The Daily Show)

The first casualty of the war on intelligence.

The other day on Fox News, Christmas soldier Megyn Kelly lobbed a giant grenade of crazy over imaginary enemy lines by declaring that Santa Claus, a fictional being that children stop believing in around the time they learn to read, does indeed have an ethnicity. He is white, according to Kelly. The fictional obese man with the gift of flight is a white man, and there's nothing left to argue.

Sources: The Daily Show | H/T Gawker