The picture worth a billion words. (via swiked)
For anyone who hasn't been on the Internet since yesterday afternoon, you should have stayed off. But now that you're reading this article, it's too late – the Internet went nuts over a dress and nothing makes sense anymore. Here's a summary of the story: everybody is arguing over whether the dress in this photo is white and gold or black and blue. Actually, that's not a summary. That's the whole story. Anyway, since we're all riding the same log flume into irrelevancy, we might as well enjoy it. Here are the funniest tweets about the dress we could find. Read them and then go live in a cabin in a woods for the rest of your life.
I love this picture of @Pontifex in his traditional black & blue pic.twitter.com/expPJ93HPg
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 27, 2015
if Kim K would have REALLY wanted to break the internet.. #TheDress pic.twitter.com/LElN4hztu1
— Maddy (@maddyharry18) February 27, 2015
When I see #TheDress I see why the government can never let us know what's really happening in the world.
— ⚡David Angelo⚡ (@MrDavidAngelo) February 27, 2015
— Brendan Maclean (@macleanbrendan) February 27, 2015
The dress made me feel something
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) February 27, 2015
'Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see this #TheDress guessing game is tearing us apart?' pic.twitter.com/y9OKODuBYl
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) February 27, 2015
Nobody loves this color saga about #TheDress more than Bill Cosby & Giuliana Rancic.
— Selena Coppock (@SelenaCoppock) February 27, 2015
Lmfao #TheDress pic.twitter.com/hhMmY3vKNn
— !unicorn bounce! (@Sikdope) February 27, 2015
ISIS thinks the dress is white and gold, btw.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) February 27, 2015
The dress? #dresscolour #dressgate #goldandwhite pic.twitter.com/ac2Zl9xTia
— Greg Stone (@GregStone_) February 27, 2015
#TheDress is a flat circle.
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) February 27, 2015
I can't believe people see this dress as white and gold. pic.twitter.com/L6RyxDXPDn
— Gerard Mulligan (@GerardMulligan1) February 27, 2015