An elderly man in suburban Philadelphia lost his housing subsidy when officials found a prostitute under his bed.

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This guy may have lost his home, but I have a feeling he'll be OK. He's clearly crafty and has a lot of energy left in him.

The Intelligencer reports that the man, believed to be in his 70s, was living in subsidized housing, but had some money coming in on the side. According to Montgomery County CFO Uri Monson, he was a "more mobile gentleman" who would make booze runs for his fellow residents. Then he used the profits to pay prostitutes. That's how he was discovered with a prostitute hidden under his bed, and kicked out.

Sources: ABC News | The Intelligencer