"Look, son! There was a time before Facebook had everyone and was worth everything."
(via redditor BoolyBoy)
Redditor BoolyBoy, a dude from Warrnambool, Australia recently renovated his house. Recalling the Internet's fondness for time capsules, he took a sharpie to his soon-to-be-covered hardwood floors and left a series of facts from April 6, 2014 for the home's future owners to discover when they inevitably decide that hardwood floors look better. In BoolyBoy's defense, apparently his house is virtually all hardwood except for some asbestos-containing linoleum that they're also covering up (still seems weird to me).