A battle continues apace.

Just when it seemed like millennials might actually emerge victorious from the war of escalation between shameless parents and mortified children—what with their newfound ability to retreat completely into hidden online communities wholly unpopulated by meddling moms and dads—a technological breakthrough has been achieved: the Awkward Dad Dance Cam.

The San Antonio Spurs unveiled fatherhood's newest weapon during the timeouts of a recent game against the Minnesota Timberwolves, and broadcast its devastating effects onto the AT&T Center's Jumbotron. The humiliating footage has since been uploaded to the Internet, where it is sure to be found by the teenage friends of the dads' kids:

Sources: Shaqy Chucky | h/t BroBible