Uptown Funk gonna give it to you, but this is all you should take:
Congratulations, man in sweatpants with sick moves and admirable athleticism (YouTuber Carson Dean). You not only seduced me into clicking on an 'Uptown Funk' video, you made me enjoy it. I did not want to, but I did. Kudos to you. Now let me be done with this godforsaken song.