He's got a booty like a Cadillac.

Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj's pop R&B hit "Bang Bang" is a pretty catchy song. Even cranky, old bloggers who spend their free time collecting Steely Dan rarities have to admit that.

Unlike those sad shells of humanity who only surrender themselves to the song's infectious groove in the privacy of their darkened homes, this little boy from the Philippines is laying it all out there for the whole of the Internet to see. His dance is a gift to all of us:

Sources: Fortafy | h/t Death & Taxes