If you want this kid to do better, next time ask for the definition of "kiss-ass." The teacher who submitted this might not have fallen for it, but we would have. How can a teacher not give an instant A to any kid who tells them they're too cool to be teaching? If we had a teaching position we'd be fired in the first week for buying beer for anyone who asked, just to finally hear someone tell us we're cool while inside a high school.

Sources: Natalie