An orange for a snack? What kind of fascist household is this?

A couple wanted to sleep in so they hung this note with a list of commands for their children to keep them from waking them up before the unGodly hour of 10 am. According to their post on reddit, it worked. They woke up at 10:06 this morning

Not sure the "whiner" jab at Liam was necessary, but hey, run your house the way you want.

Seriously, though. Oranges are not a snack. Learn to bribe, folks.

(by Bob Powers)

Sources: redditor queen_of_the_koopas