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Spirit: Keepin' air travel classy since 1980. (via Spirit Airlines)

Spirit Airlines is gross. And it's not just because they charge you for carry-on bags (anywhere from $26 to $100 per bag each way), or because they switched their toll-free customer service line to a not-free one, or because they're just across the board one of the lowest-rated airlines. It's also because they're classy enough to run an airfare promotion based on oral sex.

To celebrate having 69 planes in their shitty fleet, Spirit is offering "$69" round-trip fares coupled with lots of suggestive language. (I put $69 in quotes because I'm pretty sure there is literally no way to fly with them that doesn't add at least $25 to that amount.) From Spirit's website:

Sources: Perez Hilton