Come on our planes!
Spirit: Keepin' air travel classy since 1980. (via Spirit Airlines)
Spirit Airlines is gross. And it's not just because they charge you for carry-on bags (anywhere from $26 to $100 per bag each way), or because they switched their toll-free customer service line to a not-free one, or because they're just across the board one of the lowest-rated airlines. It's also because they're classy enough to run an airfare promotion based on oral sex.
To celebrate having 69 planes in their shitty fleet, Spirit is offering "$69" round-trip fares coupled with lots of suggestive language. (I put $69 in quotes because I'm pretty sure there is literally no way to fly with them that doesn't add at least $25 to that amount.) From Spirit's website:
We've been waiting to hit 69 planes for years. It's our favorite number - ever since we were twelve and found that magazine under our brother's bed (the one with the fantastic articles). Use your mouth to spread the word: Spirit is in an even better position to get you where you're going.
Lovely. I'd suggest sticking it to Spirit Airlines by booking one of these tickets and then 69ing in the bathroom, but I'm not 100% sure that you can use a bathroom on a Spirit flight without paying a fee. Actually, maybe this is just the first step in a sexy Spirit rebranding where they become the first airline to allow flagrant in-flight sex acts. Spirit Airlines: Air travel isn't already bad enough, so let's add the pervasive smell of jizz.