Does John Travolta think Scarlett Johansson is Adele Dazeem?
"I'm going to kill you, Brendadirk Cramplescrunch." pic.twitter.com/UQ4LUgzozD
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) February 23, 2015
John Travolta's been getting knocked around since flubbing Idina Menzel's name a year ago, and there were jokes abounding even before the two of them came onstage and did an awkward bit about it. Before that, however, he was getting circulated around the Internet as a meme creeping on Benedict Cumberbatch. And way back on the red carpet, this happened:
"You don't know me like that." (via @SFGate)
This is not what enthusiastic consent looks like, Mr. Travolta. Scarlett looks like a mannequin inhabited by an angry spirit, unable to move or object in daylight...but at night. At night she COMES ALIVE.