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If you believe in astrology, Bill Nye has a wonderful message for you.

New agers, rejoice! Bill Nye the Science Guy has got great news for you. All the stuff you've been reading about dreamboards, astrological signs, and putting your desire for an apricot puggle out there in the universe is true! Here are the facts:

Scientists once believed that the universe was a chaotic collection of matter. We now know that the universe is essentially a force, sending cosmic guidance to white women in their twenties. ... Try to imagine the universe as a giant dream board upon which women pin their wishes. ... Did you know that in our galaxy alone, there are over 500 million planets capable of supporting life, and that sometimes the universe creates a coincidence just so a publicist at Aeropostale will have a realization?
Sources: Comedy Central