There's no reasoning with it! Just give it a shot of Jägermeister and run!

The very thought of it keeps me awake at night. A horde of putrid-smelling, disheveled figures shambling mindlessly down the street and leaving naught but destruction and chaos in their wake. It's a horrifying image. Really, if you've never been in the vicinity of Wrigley Field immediately after a Cubs game, consider yourself lucky. Those are some hard-drinking baseball fans.

Anyway, on a slightly less disturbing note, AMC's zombie apocalypse drama The Walking Dead came back to all our television sets this past week and once again set viewership records. I can't help but wonder, though, how well the show would be doing if it tapped into my blood-curdling North Chicago experiences. This mash-up of drunk people and The Walking Dead opening sequence is kind of a window into that particular nightmare: 

Sources: Marca Blanca | h/t Mashable