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Iraq Veteran Darin Welker received a citation from the law-followers of West Lafayette, Ohio saying that he has to get rid of his 14 therapy ducks. Apparently, ducks don't fly in that town. 

While getting to live with ducks seems like reason enough to own them, Welker adopted his poultry family for physical and mental therapy after the VA denied his request for traditional therapies.

I didn't know ducks were therapists, but it makes sense: ducks are chill as hell. Welker says he can watch them for hours and they are a good excuse to get him moving around. 

Sources: Marion Star