"Huh. Did you know that Fleshlight has been in business since 1996?"
"No, Carol. I didn't. On a related note, I need you to talk to HR, pronto."

You learn something new every day, but if you work on the Internet, you learn a lot of things every day—most of which are disturbing and leave you with unsettling thoughts at night. It's our job as bloggers to sift through all the links that cannot be unseen once you click them to bring you those rare nuggets of amusing goodness. Every once in a while, however, we here at HappyPlace learn something that is both actually interesting and doesn't scar us for life. These are the non-horrifying facts we learned while writing articles for you this week: