Welcome to This Week in GOOP, where Gwyneth Paltrow is all about that bass as long as the bass is organic, fair-trade and gluten-free.

Regular TWIG readers (I read the Facebook comments so I know who you are, hi!) may recall a previous edition in which Gwynnie engaged in some ironic navel-gazing over narcissistic parents. This week, she wants you to consider whether you're romantically entangled with a narcissist. Are you in love with someone who's diabolically self-centered? asks the woman who wouldn't sully herself with a word like “divorce" and thus brought us into the era of “conscious uncoupling." Well, are you?

In fairness, there are some valid points in the piece, but they lost me when they said “the word intimacy can be broken down into the words 'IN TO ME YOU SEE.'"

Sources: GOOP