It's Pro Golfer Winning Man!

"Please call me Tiger or Mr. Woods, but not both at the same time." (via Getty Images)

Tiger Woods is opening "The Woods Jupiter" this spring — that's a restaurant in Florida, not the sequel to Jupiter Ascending. But the restaurant's developer, Nicholas A. Mastroianni II*, revealed that the restaurant can't have Tiger's full name in it because the rights to it are owned by Nike.

This is a shame, because restaurants named after celebrities are hilarious, as Golf magazine reminds us when writing about Tiger's restaurant, citing past ventures including "Flavor Flav's Flav's Fried Chicken, Hulk Hogan's Pastamania, and Britney Spears' Nyla restaurant." Hulk Hogan's Pastamania?! Let's just look at that for a moment:

Sources: People