Chelsea Handler was finally allowed to show herself topless on Instagram.

Chelsea Handler was finally allowed to show herself topless on Instagram.
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If Handler has her way, Jews will live with Muslims and tits will exist on Instagram as happily as she rides this camel while topless.

Chelsea Handler was finally allowed to show herself topless on Instagram.
God Breast America (and Israel or whatever look at my boobs.)
(via Instagram)

There are many dreams out there. Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream was that his children would "not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." Fantine dreamed that "love would never die," and that "God would be forgiving."

Chelsea Handler dreamed that one day her tits wouldn't be taken down from Instagram.

Today, that dream has become a reality (kind of).

After many rejected attempts to show her tits on Instagram, Chelsea handler finally figured out the right step to take to ensure her nipples wouldn't be taken down due to Instagram's Community Guidelines: cover them up.

Yes, those are Israeli Flag pasties covering her nips, as she sits astride a Muslim's camel. She posted the picture 19 hours ago and, as of this posting, it still remains.

Chelsea Handler was finally allowed to show herself topless on Instagram.

From every mountain side, let freedom ring. (via Instagram)

She posted her pasty-covered puppies with the comment, "A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don't even have to be topless. L'chaim"

Yes. Jews and Muslims can live side by side just as surely as her left nipple sits beside her right, covered up, forever on Instagram.

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