This Toddler drumming to Foo Fighter's "The Pretender" is the real deal.

What the unholy heck is going on here? There are lots of videos of small kids banging away on drum kits. Some can even keep a beat and approach "rocking" status. Most can't. This 2-year-old's drumming is so metal it's practically witchcraft. He not only keeps time with Foo Fighter's "The Pretender," he crushes it.

It's looks like an optical illusion. The sticks are bigger than his arms. It's like an adult trying to drum with the sawed-off legs of a wooden chair.

It looks like he's been taking lessons in North Korea at the Jong-Un School of Music and Tears.

Sources: Tastefully Offensive