People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.
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People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

Does she want to eat the Twinkies or kidnap them?

The news of Hostess shutting down operations has fans of Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Snowballs panicking over the potential loss of their favorite vaguely edible sugar sponges. Nowhere is that more apparent than in these Craigslist ads.

 

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

Hmm. See if you can talk him down to $900.

 

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

If this is what it means to miss New Orleans, sign us up!

 

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

Your kid's doing pretty well in school. He's sure to get enough scholarships to not need that college fund.

 

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

"Where'd you buy these?" "You said no questions! Okay fine. That Pathmark across the street."

 

People now offering sex and money in exchange for Twinkies on Craigslist.

This is how our parents met during the Ovaltine panic of 1952.

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