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(by Shira Rachel Danan)

"Why Am I Trending?" gives voice to the people, organizations, and events that are trending topics right now, so they can explain why everyone is talking about them. 


Allow me to #impregnate you. (Getty)

Hello. My name is Jude Law, and I'm trending because I've just announced that I'm expecting my fifth child

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to think about his legacy. How will the world remember me? I will, of course, be remembered for my exquisite cheekbones, my razor sharp jaw, and the way a suit hangs back bashfully from my pectoral muscles, not wanting to obscure them. Also, I'm an actor, so my films will remain forever as a safeguard against the long shadow of time. (Except maybe for Alfie.)

Sources: #JudeLaw