Walk directly past the sour cream. Do not buy sour cream.
Redditor Blinkinator's girlfriend has some trust issues. She isn't afraid he'll cheat on her; she's afraid he'll freak out and buy the wrong frozen mixed vegetables. She drew him a map of where to find the buttermilk. She has so little confidence in his ability to do a simple task that she even gives him instructions for what to do if he can't find an item: ask someone who works there.
And oh, then she has to go and humiliate him by telling him he can pick whatever tortilla chips he wants (he picked Tostitos, for the record). That smiley face is devastating. You are a child, Blinkinator, and your girlfriend knows it.
According to the girlfriend, who surprised her man by showing up on the reddit thread, she "actually considered putting pictures of each item so it'll be easier." I want to chastise the girlfriend for being too controlling, but honestly, my husband sucks at grocery shopping, too. After so many years, why doesn't he know what rolls we get?
It sort of seems like this girlfriend could use some grocery shopping help herself...canned chicken, really?
(by Shira Rachel Danan)