For reasons unbeknownst to anyone (Russians!?), the #firstsevenjobs hashtag blew up on social media today, inspiring interesting entries of the first gigs of the actually rich and famous... and humorous lists from everybody else. Here are our 21 favorites from interesting success stories and comics alike:

1. Notch, i.e. the guy with all the Minecraft money.


3. Dan Howell is semi joking here, but he does have 6 million YouTube followers.