Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were Mega Tuesday's mega winners, each nearly running the table. Marco Rubio suspended his campaign after failing to win his home state. John Kasich WON his home state and delivered a victory speech longer than all of his previous statements to date, combined. After Trump and Clinton celebrated, Ted Cruz gave a victory speech of his own despite failing to win a state, though he and Bernie Sanders were sweating out too-close-to-call results in Missouri at press time. Tweets about all this and more, in the 34 funniest reactions to #MegaTuesday!