Tuesday morning, Trump announced his "shackles" were off and proceeded to attack Paul Ryan and John McCain. Meanwhile, "Little Marco" Rubio offered his support. Remember him? Ben Carson, showed up too, to besmirch all men! Plus, Samsung drama and more. These are the 27 funniest tweets of 10/11/16:
At a rally, Donald Trump just said: "I consider myself in a certain way to be a blue collar worker." For more comment, we go to his wife... pic.twitter.com/k4PZnUtjBi— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 10, 2016
trump has ruined things for good men like me who have only the best intentions when we ask women at the bar if we can buy them an ottoman— rob whisman (@robwhisman) October 11, 2016
"If they took away Trump's phone, he could win."— Dana Gould (@danagould) October 11, 2016
Right. Let's give the nuclear codes to a guy who can't be trusted with his phone.
I guess Marco Rubio figures this at least means Trump's fingers aren't on the nuclear button.— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 11, 2016
Has there been a single moment in Marco Rubio's public life where he's risen to the occasion?— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) October 11, 2016
How did we let a TV entertainer come so close to the presidency, asks a culture on its 2nd day of celebrating a guy who wore a red sweater— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 11, 2016
Ben Carson: I've heard people talking like that all of my life.— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) October 11, 2016
CNN: I've never heard talk like that.
Carson: Maybe that's the problem.
Patient: "So is the tumor benign or malignant?"— Travon Free (@Travon) October 11, 2016
Dr. Ben Carson: "Call it whatever you want to call it to make it feel better"
Ben Carson went from "Gifted Hands" to "He need to catch these hands."— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) October 11, 2016
Donald Trump tweeted about removing his shackles. Among all the other horrors now he's going to start doing magic tricks. Unacceptable.— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) October 11, 2016
Trump's new schedule:— Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 11, 2016
Tuesday: Remove shackles
Wednesday: Punch Paul Ryan
Thursday: Grab some pussy
Friday: Kick a baby
Let's face it. They could never find shackles small enough to stay on Trump's tiny hands anyway.— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 11, 2016
Trump: "the shackles have been taken off me".— Jim Goodluck (@JimGoodluck) October 11, 2016
I assume this means that Putin has replaced the shackles with a retractable leash.
It's fun to watch Trump rip apart the GOP like an 8-piece family meal. But he'd do the same thing to America.— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 11, 2016
"My friends, Trump is... Bad"— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 11, 2016
*house gop shrieks in unison*
*darrell issa breaks a window with his face*
*louie gohmert's eyes weep blood* https://t.co/huGdzo9tpx
so Donald Trump is now running against:— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) October 11, 2016
-the biased polls
-hip hop lyrics
"Maybe Trump is giving Clinton a path to 400 electoral votes to lull her into a false sense of security," he pundited— Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 11, 2016
TRUMP: WHERE IS IT??— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 11, 2016
MELANIA: Vat, dahling?
TRUMP: My powder. My SPECIAL POWDER
MELANIA: You zed you vould stop.
TRUMP: I have to tweet Ryan
Trump seems like he's one tweet away from calling Paul Ryan 'fat'.— edgarwright (@edgarwright) October 11, 2016
If Trump starts walking by Ryan's house eight times a day, we'll know he's got it bad. https://t.co/ENtXNNQJ1v— David Simon (@AoDespair) October 11, 2016
Apple Fanboy - "IPhones are better than Samsungs"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 11, 2016
Samsung Fanboy - [has burned to death]
Samsung must be pretty gutted that Amazon already nicked the name "Fire" for their devices.— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 11, 2016
Pilot *pre-takeoff*: Pls switch your iPhones to airplane mode. For those of you w/ Samsungs, we'll be coming down the aisle with a trash bag— Roberto Aram Ferdman (@robferdman) October 10, 2016
If we're going to have a reality star as a dictator can't it be RuPaul?— Rob Stern (@TheRobStern) October 11, 2016
My dentist just called me 'bro'. I hope 2016 is meeting everyone else's expectations— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 11, 2016
As this election year boils to a poisoned crescendo, you have to feel Hunter S.Thompson is regretting his decision to check out early.— Barry Crimmins (@crimmins) October 11, 2016