Happy Friday! The Internet is all abuzz over Trump's rocky Al Smith Dinner speech, plus a massive hack that took down Twitter (and other sites) for hours today, Black Mirror, and more. These are the 28 funniest tweets of October 21st, 2016,
"i am serious hillary i will give u one hundred dollars to switch seats with me he keeps sniffing"— darth:™ (@darth) October 21, 2016
"lol no i am sorry your eminence" pic.twitter.com/gIyUlOcBht
Like pretending you don't see your ex at a restaurant pic.twitter.com/97rvgiEhrq— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) October 21, 2016
I'm Donald Trump and I'm about to tell a joke. Here is the joke. I just told a joke. I'm Donald Trump and that was the joke.— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 21, 2016
Imagine what actually makes Trump laugh. I bet it's, like, janitors slipping on wet floors, stable boys kicked by horses, stuff like that.— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) October 21, 2016
"When they go low, we go slightly higher but considerably funnier" -- Hillary Clinton— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 21, 2016
future history books:— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 21, 2016
if a young donald trump had only been recognized as an artist by the emmy academy, he may have never destroyed america
What you just witnessed was a professional headliner who comes on after an amateur open mic night. #AlSmithDinner— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 21, 2016
This note Jimmy Carter left for Ronald Reagan before Reagan took office says everything about how politics have changed. pic.twitter.com/OSNtZ2SIly— CalmTomb (@CalmTomb) October 21, 2016
This is the letter George H.W. Bush left for Bill Clinton before his presidency. A lesson in civility. pic.twitter.com/nuZCWXTHuI— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) October 21, 2016
George HW Bush's letter to Bill Clinton was the epitome of class pic.twitter.com/eBbHjoZEox— Justice for Lamby (@BobbyBigWheel) October 20, 2016
Nov 8 - Election Day— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 21, 2016
Nov 9 - Everyone in America sheepishly starts re-friending each other on Facebook.
I didn't have any thoughts at all about the election for one whole hour and it was the most free I have ever felt.— Nasty Bitch (@jessicacabot) October 21, 2016
this is a photo of my homey grant with trumps kid at in-n-out & trumps kid is drinking lemonade outta the free water cup... pic.twitter.com/Npuqte5e2b— Kush Vonnegut (@xwnklmnx) October 20, 2016
Dear Donald Trump. I’ve had an idea for you. Love, Simon. pic.twitter.com/bSS9YW0OHD— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) October 21, 2016
black mirror: social meda...bad?— Max Read (@max_read) October 21, 2016
irl: i cant log on to the neonazi otaku site because siberian teens have access to thousands of nanny cams
Twitter is no longer available to users below a 5 star rating. We apologize for the inconvenience.— Black Mirror (@blackmirror) October 21, 2016
What's really terrifying is there could be a major DDoS attack on Election Day that prevents me from posting witty but pointed rejoinders.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 21, 2016
Was Twitter out this morning? Well, that explains why I finished a novel, renovated a bathroom, and learned conversational Mandarin today.— Adam Isacson (@adamisacson) October 21, 2016
"Twitter is down. I should tweet about it."— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 21, 2016
"Twitter is down. I should tweet about it."
TRUMP: You around? Hello--— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 21, 2016
(recorded hawk scream)
ASSANGE: I AM HERE.
TRUMP: Did you hack Twitter?
ASSANGE: Not On Purpose!
This is what the Electoral College map would look like if we surrendered to our bee overlords pic.twitter.com/UHNPeIvGJ8— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) October 21, 2016
How to deal with finances like an adult:— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 21, 2016
1: Never check bank balance
2: Pretend things are fine
3: Live in a constant state of fear
*looks through phone for 2 straight hours, glancing up at movie only occasionally*— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) October 20, 2016