Whether you attended kindergarten or medical school, congratulations on finally reaching that magical time of the year: graduation season! It's when families and friends come together to honor students' accomplishment in the accumulation of knowledge and debt. Celebrate your accomplishment with these 24 funny tweets about the lighter side of graduating.
A lot of you are graduating from college which is cool and great but i listened to an entire Korn album today so who really wins here— ancient krab man 🦀 (@SquidDad) May 19, 2016
when all your friends are seniors and they're graduating pic.twitter.com/hAV9vxr3mW— mighty joe young (@uglyhecker) May 18, 2016
Big congrats to my daughter for graduating preschool. She's only the 6000th in our family to do so. Amazing.— Mick Shaffer (@mickshaffer) May 23, 2016
i am graduating at the bottom of my class with 0.00$ in scholarships and a lunch debt of -5.37— 🦋 kiana 🦋 (@kianasquad) May 22, 2016
Hey good work graduating college.. got you these napkins pic.twitter.com/weoF03x7JK— dan (@myDXMprobIem) May 22, 2016
If you're graduating, congratulations. I hope you have a life plan or get lucky or your parents love you long enough— PokémonGoMikeG! (@MikeGKTA) May 21, 2016
*grandma sobbing at my graduation*— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 20, 2013
"Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."
"But they didn't want to come."
People from my graduating class are getting married and starting families and my phone just autocorrected "pregnant" to "pregame"— College Humor (@_CollegeHumor_) May 20, 2016
to those graduating college this month: it gets better, then worse, then worse, then much worse, way way worse, awful awful, bad, then good— farah brook (@farahbrook) May 18, 2016
Graduation season marks my annual Facebook spree of unfriending people who misspell “congratulations.”— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) May 29, 2012
The neighbor girl told me she's graduating from an "accelerated program". She's 4.— Larry (@VocabuLarry) May 20, 2016
*throws graduation cap in the air, but mine keeps going up and never comes down*— Nikstachio Disguisey (@OneTrickTofani) May 23, 2016
It's cool, I don't even go to school here
all my friends are graduating college and here i am pulling $200k a year from my hickory farm sausage sampler unboxing youtube channel— rob whisman (@robwhisman) May 10, 2016
Shout out everyone who lied about graduating & ya fam came in town to celebrate but now ya'll sitting at Red Lobster looking awkward.— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) May 15, 2016
Middle school graduation ceremonies in rural Tennessee aren't bad, if you take a shot every time a kid is named for a Confederate general.— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 24, 2016
Yesterday, an 11-year old in California graduated from College.— Scott 😐 (@Scott0nTheRocks) May 24, 2016
Today, it took me, a 24-year old, three tries to spell 'restaurant.'
Me: Are you graduating with Honors— case (@Casey023) May 24, 2016
Simon: Who's Honors?
At my daughter's college graduation, they ask that parents hold applause until all graduates get jobs and move out of their parents' homes.— David Leibowitz (@davio1962) May 21, 2016
Good Prank: Sneak cow into school.— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) February 15, 2013
Great Prank: Sneak cow into school. Tutor in math & science. Applaud as he graduates with honors.
Need a job after graduation? 😂😅💀☝🏽️💃🏽 pic.twitter.com/bLvBupY4Db— Cierra Harrington 👑 (@CJOHSOA1) May 24, 2016
High school kids, don't stress over losing friends after graduation. The friends you have now will soon be the friends you mute on Facebook.— The Captain (@sgrstk) May 23, 2016
Does anyone remember going back to their college campus after graduating and feeling washed for the first time— talking smockin (@trillballins) May 20, 2016
To everyone who just graduated & thinks they have their life figured out...wait 1 year & u will be broke, confused and probably an alcoholic— Samarinara sauce (@sammy_rosenthal) May 21, 2016