Jimmy Fallon, lover of hashtags and host of The Tonight Show, asked viewers to tweet their funniest #WhyIQuit stories, and although being unemployed isn't funny, these tweets sure are. Hearing them might just inspire you to quit your own job, but like, don't. You have bills to pay, remember?
So many people quit their jobs for weird and amusing reasons, they couldn't fit them on the show. Here are some of our favorites: