Day 4 of the Republican National Convention has come and gone. We made it, guys! Here is the best that smart alecks online who survived all the way through had to offer:
Jerry Falwell Jr. got things started by reminiscing about how much his late father hated Hillary Clinton:
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus tried to put a happy face on his many reported disagreements with Trump:
Peter Thiel, best known for his war with Gawker, asked the question everyone was thinking about bathroom rights, apparently, "who cares?":
A gauzy film lauded Citizen Trump's accomplishments, and his favorite daughter came out to introduce him:
Finally, it was time for the speech from Big Orange himself!