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Donni Saphire has favorited over 610,000 tweets on Twitter and knows them all by name. He judges everyone's attempts at zinging the zeitgeist so you don't have to.

It was a week of international tragedy, political posturing and shocking disclosures, but at least it wasn't boring. Twitter convulsed with the aftershocks of the Paris attacks, reactionary governors trying to out-panic each other, Charlie Sheen testing positive for HIV, Bobby Jindal suspending his presidential campaign, International Men's Day and the upcoming holidays: Here are this week's top tweets!

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